Pretentious Limericks and Dirty Haikus
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Dragon spiders.

Fantasy writers combine dragons with stuff, they combine spiders with stuff, I’m putting dragons and spiders together just to fill in an obvious hole in the creature mishmash.

Body of a giant spider, like eight feet long.  Head like a goblin shark.  Crawls on walls and ceilings, spits giant burning webs at attackers.



Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.



when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other


Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.


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please do not forget that asexual boys exist 

Sunshine all the time makes a desert.
Arab proverb (via ggiame)