Pretentious Limericks
allr5facts:

meulinstuck:

heyheyitskatie:

thesoulboundalchemist:

RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3

nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish
i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book
it came with sparkly crayons
#itsallcomingbacknow

i still have rainbow fish books

RAINBOW FISH <3333

allr5facts:

meulinstuck:

heyheyitskatie:

thesoulboundalchemist:

RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3

nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish

i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book

it came with sparkly crayons

#itsallcomingbacknow

i still have rainbow fish books

RAINBOW FISH <3333

bookishbutcorruptible:

master-meriadoc:

thranduileded:

cryofthealbatross:

A tribute to the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis.

so lovely.

i just d’awwwwed

I feel like Gandalf should be whacking Aslan over the head with his staff and telling him that he’s not being subtle enough.

bookishbutcorruptible:

master-meriadoc:

thranduileded:

cryofthealbatross:

A tribute to the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis.

so lovely.

i just d’awwwwed

I feel like Gandalf should be whacking Aslan over the head with his staff and telling him that he’s not being subtle enough.

intersectionalityis4lovers:

  • don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
  • a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
  • or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

I would really love if the end was a dude picking up the snake and it turning into a hat.

I would really love if the end was a dude picking up the snake and it turning into a hat.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

pinthetailonthehonky:

you know what they say

the beard frakes the man

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hey tumblr, let’s play a game…

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juliasegal:

boots with the fur

juliasegal:

boots with the fur

luciferror:

SKRRRRRRRRT *a car screeches to a halt in front of my house, a man points at me from the drivers seat* “DONT DO DRUG” *speeds off* i shrug and delete Drug’s number from my phone. no more casual hookups w Drug